pens, matchbooks and keycards
The car is a temperate 70 degrees. Gary is driving with one hand, his wrist casually limping over the top of the steering wheel as he checks his mirrors. Kait is eating an apple with both hands, Jessica is nodding off to sleep and I am deciding what music will go well with our moods and scenery. Quintessential Aha tour 2010. It’s the final day this type of scenario will manifest. We are heading back to California, the start and end point of the tour.
I could cast my mind back to some of the amazing things we’ve seen and done on the tour, but that’s what the blog archive is for. Instead it’s the small details of the tour that will get their moment in the sun. Playing frisbee in the parking lots of Flying J’s while Gary fills up the truck. The turning off of the studio lights at the end of the day of filming in the Airstream and the stories those lights illuminated. Asking for freshly squeezed orange juice in eating establishments knowing full well they will not have freshly squeezed orange juice.
Three and a half months of “do not disturb” signs, air-conditioning, clap boards, freight trains, trees and no trees, coolers, check in and late check outs, microbrews, Chick-Fil-A, fries with that, salad dressings, Uncle Lou’s Corruption, Satelitte Radio (specifically – 50s on 5, 60s on 6, 70s on 7, 80s on 8, 90s on 9, Classic Rewind, Classic Vinyl, Sirius XMU, 1st Wave, The Loft, Hair Nation, Spectrum), The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem, USB cables, USA flags, U-of-[fill in the first letter of the state we’re in], college mascots, meat, squirrels, housekeeping, half destroyed shacks in fields, wisdom, ignorance, wastage, plastic, patience, housekeeping, generosity, cupcakes, state signs, housekeeping, free wi-fi, cows, leg stretches, anecdotes, battery chargers, water, ice, humidity, menus, elevators, bell carts, trucks, truckers, naps, LCDs, GPS, ETAs, ATMs, ASAPs, no RSVPs, the P38 military issue can opener, roadside signs.
And still I am not tired of the road, with its shredded tires, tried and tested from the travel, supermarket mazes and motion induced hunger pangs. Home is where you lay your head and some place far away. A whirlwind of whirlpools, room numbers and restaurants.
Matchbooks procured from bars. The likes of which I met Yancy in Tulsa, saw frisky fondlers in Memphis, the Gay-Black-Jewish-Italian-Hispanic man in Augusta, Chowder and Gazpacho (siblings in North Carolina), the man who told me he had died in Fresno, burlesque dancers in Athens, metalheads in Tucson, lessons in southern accents from Kelly in Asheville, gnats in the whiskey in South Bend, the opera singer who chimed in during my karaoke rendition of Nessun Dorma in Milwaukee, swing dancers in a dive in Providence. I went bowling, go-cart racing, played pool, mini-golf, cornhole, long distance darts, shuffleboard, air hockey, tetherball, basketball, pickleball, skeeball, bananagrams, and boggle.
But the best parties were to be found with Kait, Gary and Jessica in the pools and hotel rooms, looking out over the views of cities across the country, recounting stories, learning self defense tactics and discussing the challenges the world faces and how we can’t fix them. Friendships formed on starched sheets, held together by magnetic keycards, chlorined libations and the hum of rubber on tar.
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I have a newfound love of photography, retro trailers, filet mignon and the musical saw. I have hopes as high as a rising star waitress at Cracker Barrel. I have experienced inspiration, and will be forever mindful to close a car door gently.
Since the tour started, both my sisters got engaged, Australia got its first female prime-minister and sporting teams won some monumental basketball, tennis and soccer games. All the while other remarkable people got on with the things they do – baking cakes, starting foundations, doing charity work, making art, making babies, writing, running marathons, addressing situations, saving animals, saving napkins, saving graces.
Stories engrained in everything, the tools to record all the stories sitting on desks with hotel branded notepads by their side. An appreciation for the small things, and the bigger things they stand for. Salutes to humble folk who strive to improve their lot, clean up where there is a blot, an ink flow to clear the clot.
So as summer slowly struts off down the road, handing out sun rays to anyone who’ll take them, it leaves behind some warm memories. And as its lessons resonate, I don’t want them to end. So if you hear a guy with an Australian accent inquiring about freshly squeezed orange juice, or a girl eating what looks to be bird food and taking small bites from carrots, or a burly man with a skull on his shirt ordering milk, or a girl sniffing coffee, come up and say hello and tell us a story. It’s what we live for.



